last night, matt and i were sitting in the livingroom playing with fyodor (he loves to chase around this caveman that matt won me at the fair) and anyway, while matt and the puppy were playing, i had a sudden sneeze. Fate would have it that in the moment i bent over to sneeze, matt threw the caveman in the kitchen. fyodor went running for it, and apparently decided to leap over me. i was just sitting up from my sneeze when WHAM he smashed right into my head! we collided mid-air!
so, in honor of the puppy (aka "mr. forks") i would like to share a quote-of-the-week from his beloved Motherland: "russian women are not good for figure skating. They are good for building rail tracks in Siberia, for example." - Russian Olympic figure-skating coach Alexei Mishin
2 weeks ago