Saturday, July 22, 2006

Take this survey or else. >:(

Copy and paste the following, and respond, if you wish. Please wish.

1. Which do you prefer: slamming a vestigial finger in the door, or drinking hot Coke?

2. Which is worse: getting punched in the nose, or being violently ill?

3. Which would you least enjoy: being maimed by a shark, losing at the $1,000,000 level on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, or realizing you have no future?

4. Which would you rather excel at: mimery, ventriliquism, or growing a mustache?

5. Which would you rather eat: uncooked bacon, or cooked hand?

6. How awesome are you?

7. Who would you rather look like (and we're talking the spitting image here): Santa Clause, the Jolly Green Giant, Osama bin Ladin, or Ursula the Sea Witch?

8. Who would you prefer to have as a roommate: Carrot Top, Tom Cruise, Elizabeth Taylor, or Gallagher (the guy who smashes watermelons with a mallet)?

9. If you were a pet, what kind of pet would you be, and who would you prefer to have as an owner: Paris Hilton or Michael Jackson?

10. Which movie would you rather live in: Office Space, Snakes on a Plane, Pride and Prejudice, or Field of Dreams?
- m(att)

19 comments:

mark and monsita! said...

1. Which do you prefer: slamming a vestigial finger in the door, or drinking hot Coke?
slamming a finger. (It will hurt a while but the pain will go away eventually.

2. Which is worse: getting punched in the nose, or being violently ill?
getting punched in the nose. (it will give me an excuse to have plastic surgery) 3. Which would you least enjoy: being maimed by a shark, losing at the $1,000,000 level on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, or realizing you have no future?
realizing I have no future (why live!!!!
4. Which would you rather excel at: mimery, ventriliquism, or growing a mustache?
mimery ( I don't know why)
5. Which would you rather eat: uncooked bacon, or cooked hand?
cooked hand (if I didn't know what I am eating)

6. How awesome are you?
only as awesome as you think I am
7. Who would you rather look like (and we're talking the spitting image here): Santa Clause, the Jolly Green Giant, Osama bin Ladin, or Ursula the Sea Witch?
Jolly green giant (my former last name had green in it) (Verdesoto)
8. Who would you prefer to have as a roommate: Carrot Top, Tom Cruise, Elizabeth Taylor, or Gallagher (the guy who smashes watermelons with a mallet)?
Tom Cruise ( I can always put tape around his mouth)
9. If you were a pet, what kind of pet would you be, and who would you prefer to have as an owner: Paris Hilton or Michael Jackson?
a puppy. Michael Jackson his servants can take care of me and I wont have to see him personally.
10. Which movie would you rather live in: Office Space, Snakes on a Plane, Pride and Prejudice, or Field of Dreams? Field of dreams, I like baseball

heidi_go_lightly said...

Did this survey come from Dante's Inferno? All but numbers 6 and 10 sound like descending levels of Hell no matter which option you choose. As for number 6, better all the time. As for number 10, you would think I'd say Pride and Predjudice, but I like electricity and toilets that flush--Although I wouldn't mind keeping Mr. Darcy. I'd have to go with Snakes on a Plane! because there are snakes on a plane.

mr. goodfella said...

. Which do you prefer: slamming a vestigial finger in the door, or drinking hot Coke?
Hot Coke, of course.

2. Which is worse: getting punched in the nose, or being violently ill?
Being punched in the nose is worse;
I love my beak-like nose!

3. Which would you least enjoy: being maimed by a shark, losing at the $1,000,000 level on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, or realizing you have no future?
I've always kind of wanted to be attacked by a shark; the Millionaire one would just be too embarassing, so that one. Having no future would be awful, but at least I could keep it to myself.

4. Which would you rather excel at: mimery, ventriliquism, or growing a mustache?
ventriliquism.

5. Which would you rather eat: uncooked bacon, or cooked hand?
Assuming I have to eat about the same amount of each, then the hand, obviously.

6. How awesome are you?

7. Who would you rather look like (and we're talking the spitting image here): Santa Clause, the Jolly Green Giant, Osama bin Ladin, or Ursula the Sea Witch?
the Jolly Green Giant; might be nice to be tall.

8. Who would you prefer to have as a roommate: Carrot Top, Tom Cruise, Elizabeth Taylor, or Gallagher (the guy who smashes watermelons with a mallet)?
Gallagher=too messy, Liz Taylor=seems like we might disagree on decorations, Tom Cruise=in a cult, so I guess Carrot Top.

9. If you were a pet, what kind of pet would you be, and who would you prefer to have as an owner: Paris Hilton or Michael Jackson?
I'd be a white handed-gibbon, and I'd be owned by Michael Jackson. Paris might put me in a pink handbag or something.

10. Which movie would you rather live in: Office Space, Snakes on a Plane, Pride and Prejudice, or Field of Dreams?
Snakes On A Plane!

mr. goodfella said...

Huh!
I somehow skipped number six!
the answer is "very awesome."

matt:)

PS Heidi, I don't see any survey results...

Brian and/or Megan said...

1. Which do you prefer: slamming a vestigial finger in the door, or drinking hot Coke? **hot coke could be kind of good, couldn't it???

2. Which is worse: getting punched in the nose, or being violently ill?**it depends on how long i have to be violently ill

3. Which would you least enjoy: being maimed by a shark, losing at the $1,000,000 level on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, or realizing you have no future? **losing at the 1,000,000 level. does anybody actually remember who lost?? i don't think it would be that embarassing

4. Which would you rather excel at: mimery, ventriliquism, or growing a mustache? **ventriliquism

5. Which would you rather eat: uncooked bacon, or cooked hand?
**if it's just a bite then uncooked bacon, if more, then hand

6. How awesome are you? **at least a little

7. Who would you rather look like (and we're talking the spitting image here): Santa Clause, the Jolly Green Giant, Osama bin Ladin, or Ursula the Sea Witch? **osama. i could then shave and get a haircut and no one would be the wiser

8. Who would you prefer to have as a roommate: Carrot Top, Tom Cruise, Elizabeth Taylor, or Gallagher (the guy who smashes watermelons with a mallet)? **maybe elizabeth taylor because we'd probably have lots of jewelry and a maid

9. If you were a pet, what kind of pet would you be, and who would you prefer to have as an owner: Paris Hilton or Michael Jackson? **paris hilton. i bet i would live an easy life

10. Which movie would you rather live in: Office Space, Snakes on a Plane, Pride and Prejudice, or Field of Dreams? **brian says field of dreams

heidi_go_lightly said...

Okay here are my stages of hell:

1. Which do you prefer: slamming a vestigial finger in the door, or drinking hot Coke?

Slamming the finger...because when Coke is heated to a certain degree it actually becomes toxic.

2. Which is worse: getting punched in the nose, or being violently ill?

Getting punched in the nose. Mainly because I hate throwing up. If your puched in the nose it hurts for awhile, but then you're done with it without the upchuck after taste.

3. Which would you least enjoy: being maimed by a shark, losing at the $1,000,000 level on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, or realizing you have no future?

Being maimed by a shark, I have a fear of losing a body part after watching a couple movies about men who lost pieces in wars, growing up with old farmers missing pieces of thier hands, and with it a childhood of being told what would happen to me if I touched certain pieces of farm equipment with moving slicing parts. Millionaire, yeah that stinks, but you're walking out with what you came with. The future thing, that is a matter of perspective.

4. Which would you rather excel at: mimery, ventriliquism, or growing a mustache?

Ventriliquism...I used to think it was the coolest thing when I was five.

5. Which would you rather eat: uncooked bacon, or cooked hand?

uncooked bacon, I would have a guilty conscience about the cannibal thing

6. How awesome are you?

Pretty Darn Awesome...althougth at times I could be better

7. Who would you rather look like (and we're talking the spitting image here): Santa Clause, the Jolly Green Giant, Osama bin Ladin, or Ursula the Sea Witch?

Ursula the Sea Witch, since that is the only female option, and hey the eighties are comming back

8. Who would you prefer to have as a roommate: Carrot Top, Tom Cruise, Elizabeth Taylor, or Gallagher (the guy who smashes watermelons with a mallet)?

Elizabeth Taylor, and I would "borrow" her jewelery

9. If you were a pet, what kind of pet would you be, and who would you prefer to have as an owner: Paris Hilton or Michael Jackson?

I would be a Black Lab and I would pcik Paris Hilton because she would get rid of me as soon as I was too big to fit in her purse.

10. Which movie would you rather live in: Office Space, Snakes on a Plane, Pride and Prejudice, or Field of Dreams?

Office Space because I had a boss like that once. Although, would need to borrow Mr. Darcy from Pride and Predjudice

The Goodfellas said...

1. probably slamming a vestigial finger, because that means i have a vestigial finger, which would be pretty cool (i think?)

2. being violently ill (is worse)!!!! i would take a punch in the nose over vomityness any day.

3. realizing i have no future, whatever that would be. chilling!

4. mimery!

5. i will presume the hand belongs to a primate such as a monkey. so-- a hand, nicely roasted. :)

6. so much!

7. i suppose osama is the best looking of the lot, so maybe him?

8. carrot top? :(

9. a white handed gibbon! and i would be owned by paris hilton! i would love to be promenaded in a hand-bag. :)

10. snakes on a plane!!!

ningyo said...
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ningyo said...

1.Hot Coke! Fingers are too valuable. There is no vestitgal finger!

2. Megan's right: depends on the length of illness. Or also the amount of permanent damage to the nose. But, being violently ill if it's for a few hours (a day or so)

3. Being maimed by a shark--that would add permanence to the temporary status of realizing I have non future. (If my armss and ears were torn off, or my head, for that matter...)

4.Ventriliquism, hands down.

5. Uncooked bacon--raw ham is served on salads and noodles all the time here. As long as I can have wasabi with it.

6. 12 goats eating cooked hand drinking hot coke.

7. Well, if I could live underwater (we're saying spitting image, is this also innards/capabilities?) I'd sacrifice to be Octopus Ursula, I could always go on a diet and dye my hair, she wasn't that ugly.

8. Elizabeth Taylor--I could give her fashion and makeup tips.

9. Michael Jackson, for sure. Perverted possibly, however, more loyal, and won't carry me about on his gaggy--to an animal's nose--perfumed shoulders.

10. Field of Dreams -- Iowa is a good place to live! Baseball is fun.

ningyo said...

Oh, and if I were an animal, I would be most naturally a monkey or squirrel since I climb on stuff all the time.

kelly said...

1. Which do you prefer: slamming a vestigial finger in the door, or drinking hot Coke?
drinking hot coke

2. Which is worse: getting punched in the nose, or being violently ill?
how long am i ill??

3. Which would you least enjoy: being maimed by a shark, losing at the $1,000,000 level on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, or realizing you have no future?
losing at the millionare level

4. Which would you rather excel at: mimery, ventriliquism, or growing a mustache?
ventriliquism- i could scare my students

5. Which would you rather eat: uncooked bacon, or cooked hand?
ewwww.... uncooked bacon

6. How awesome are you?
so much

7. Who would you rather look like (and we're talking the spitting image here): Santa Clause, the Jolly Green Giant, Osama bin Ladin, or Ursula the Sea Witch?
santa clause!!

8. Who would you prefer to have as a roommate: Carrot Top, Tom Cruise, Elizabeth Taylor, or Gallagher (the guy who smashes watermelons with a mallet)?
elizabeth taylor... she's the least creepy of the creeps

9. If you were a pet, what kind of pet would you be, and who would you prefer to have as an owner: Paris Hilton or Michael Jackson?
i'd be an elephant because i like them. i'd live at the hilton- very luxurious

10. Which movie would you rather live in: Office Space, Snakes on a Plane, Pride and Prejudice, or Field of Dreams?
pride and prejudice- i'd love to wear pretty dresses all the time

kelly said...

oops!!! i misunderstood number 3! i would least enjoy realizing i have no future!!!!! how sad!!!

ningyo said...
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ningyo said...

I did the same thing at first Kel: wrote about losing a million 'cause it's just money and I thought it was which would you care LEAST about losing~samething
that's why I deleted my comment.

Oh, and I didn't consider living at the Hilton! ooh! I regret mine, I would just be an animal that's too big for Paris to carry around (animals noses hate perfume, and mine already dislikes it sometimes) and I wouldn't like to be carried around. Then I'd live at the Hilton too. A giraffe since the view would always be interesting or maybe an anaconda, a really big yellow one.

Beth P. said...

jenny and matt-- great to hear from you! yup, norway is cold--but surprisingly, even though it's snowy in some places--it's not nearly as cold as wisconsin or illinois. it was about 75-80 degrees most of the summer. so even on the glacier, it's relatively warm and snowy at the same time. It's kind of weird.

so...which job did you take??? are you guys moving to wi for sure?? I can't wait to hear more--fill me in! b

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