one day, the rogantes and goodfellas were hanging out when BAM, SLAM!, a geyser exploded behind them! steaming water came shooting out! it took them a while to notice, but once they did, they were horrified. the water rose and rose, until the mapache was nearly-knee-deep in what appeared to be a never-ending sea. suddenly -oh my gosh!- a shark appeared! it was drawn by the site of the gaping wound on matt's toe! it leaped up and finished him off! no one could believe his rotten luck!
the mapache had a gold statue made in his likeness.