Saturday, July 08, 2006

this is a true story.






one day, the rogantes and goodfellas were hanging out when BAM, SLAM!, a geyser exploded behind them! steaming water came shooting out! it took them a while to notice, but once they did, they were horrified. the water rose and rose, until the mapache was nearly-knee-deep in what appeared to be a never-ending sea. suddenly -oh my gosh!- a shark appeared! it was drawn by the site of the gaping wound on matt's toe! it leaped up and finished him off! no one could believe his rotten luck!

the mapache had a gold statue made in his likeness.

suddenly,

7 comments:

The Goodfellas said...

OH MY GOODNESS, YOU GET TO FINISH THE STORY!

abigail said...

you found transylvania!!!

The Goodfellas said...

we did!!!!
and we listened to romanian tv while there! it was very cool. :)
i wish we could've met up with you guys though..... :(

The Goodfellas said...

OH YES!
MY ENDING!!!

SUDDENLY................
matthew leaped back up out of the mouth of the shark, shrieking "TRUE LOVE NEVER DIES!!!" whereupon the shark put on a top-hat and spats and performed a lovely, romantic ballad for us. my tears of joy deepened the sea, and we lived as kings of the ocean floor for all the days to come. (curiously, we had grown tails and become a mermaid and merman, respectively.) THE END. :)

Mark the Shark said...

Jenny, I think that you’re confused with the gospel of Judas! I see some truth, but there is definitely much hearsay. You see, in the real story Matt was swallowed by a really big fish which later threw him up on a sandy beach in West Palm Beach! Why was Matt in the water in the first place you may ponder…well, one of the women with him that afternoon sent him into the ocean to send a message of truth in a bottle to all of us up north as it is faster than using the mail in the state of Florida! While on the seafloor, Matt found a sunken Spanish ship filled with gold coins. Beings he has much charm he trained dolphins to retrieve them as needed and he treated his wife as a princess for the rest of their lives. He also purchased his sister-in-law a bamboo house on stilts where she lived an enchanted life watching her 11 children play futbal!

Anonymous said...

ha!!! i like the house on stilts idea!!! and i'm sure fernando loves the 11 children playing futbol.... but i guess we'd need 22... 2 teams, you know?? ;)

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