Saturday, January 28, 2006

kissed by a monkey!

does anyone remember the song "kissed by an angel" by sunny day real estate? well it's been in my head all day. why? because today, my friends, God smiled upon me.
i was moseying about the fair with matt, and THERE, right between the deep-fried-oreos-cart and the 26 inch woman, was..... a monkey in a vest. for a mere quarter, this monkey would shake your hand. for a mere *dollar* he would kiss your cheek! it is possible that my entire life was building up to this moment.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

everything for fyodor: part II




this is in case any of you worried that fyodor had run out of strange poses. his newest thing, as you can see, is laying on his back, curled! and the strangest part is, he managed to fall asleep like this during lost!

the swamp!


matt and i went to the swamp last weekend, satisfying (for the moment) his desire to see a gator. it turns out they're hosting some sort of valentine's day celebration at the swamp in a few weeks! there's going to be live music, and free canoe rides! so we're excited to go. we want so bad to buy a kayak now! we saw people last weekend kayaking in the ocean - they went right up over the waves and everything. it was so aewsome. anyway, we figure, what could be better than paddling around the everglades and the ocean? (provided we don't get eaten?) :-)

Saturday, January 21, 2006

jellyfish!!!


today at the beach, we encountered many Man-O-War Jellyfish. It was really something. It was very beautiful and very sad at the same time, because the fact that we could see these creatures up close meant that they were doomed. I tried to carry one back out to see, but something stung me!

Oh, I kid, I kid. I make a joke. I carried it in a bucket as I am well aware that jellyfish sting. That is, some jellyfish sting. The ones I stick to my chest do not. And it's not as if the ones that do sting do it on purpose. But coming back to what I was saying, I couldn't take it far enough out to sea to ensure its safety. At least I tried! I am noble.

Animal Fact of the Day:
The Blue Whale, generally considered to be the largest living animal, has such large blood vessels that a full-sized trout could easily swim through its veins and arteries.

love,
Matt (and Jenny and Fyodor)

Friday, January 20, 2006

le interview

... is tomorrow!!!!! oh boy! i hope i will soon be a has-been drifter! :-)

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

she is the owl that has burrowed into my heart

Hi-ho, Matthew the Great here.

Today, instead of teaching, I got to go to a seminar held at a local nature center (the Okeeheelee Nature Center, to be exact. right down the street from my school). Between lectures/videos/presentations, I wandered, and lo! I beheld a burrowing owl. The little thing was in a cage, and when I approached it, it stared me down nervously, and jumped into a hole when I got closer. Its peering little eyes and skittish demeanor somehow reminded me of my sweet wifey. :)

Additionally, I was hissed and snapped at by a baby alligator, almost fed a really big bird a french fry from my hand (but changed my mind when I decided I wanted all ten fingers), and I had half a mind to steal a turtle.

CONTEST!
The first reader to correctly identify the celebrity/politician/fashionista in the background of this picture will win a prize!

Sunday, January 15, 2006

shock and horror!

we found a foreign underwear in our couch!!!

whose is it, you ask?

well, we gave our key to our neighbors so they could take care of fyodor while we were gone for a few days....and we come back, and there it is, a black-lacy-sexy little underwear!

Friday, January 13, 2006

glamor shots by deb

here is matt, totally relaxed, imagining tiny little seahorses all around him.

okay, really these are just pictures of matt for those of you who cannot imagine him dressed up! doesn't he look nice?! doesn't he look teacherly and courageous?! wouldn't you be scared to cross mr. goodman?!

for real, he is doing SUCH a great job. i am so proud of him! :-)

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

how i miss katamari damacy

ah, the thrill of rolling up lipsticks and bananas. eventually making your way up to mirmen and cows.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

visions of sugarplums danced in their heads

upon returning from brushing my teeth, what did i discover but matt and fyodor, sound asleep, sharing a pillow!

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

the best things in life...

...i think are as follows: (in no particular order)

1. white handed gibbons
2. sledding
3. sushi and Feifei
4. "in touch" magazine
5. pomchis
6. matt playing the guitar!

Sunday, January 01, 2006

starting out 2006 with a bang

it was more fun than "red dead revolver" which is saying a lot!

con mi mama

me parece que nos estamos pareciendo mas y mas! que suerte que tengo. :-)