Monday, November 16, 2009

Schwarzenegger Sends Special Envoy to the Dairyland

The state of California recently found it fitting to send two of its finest to Wisconsin on a peace-keeping mission in light of their incessant "California cows are happier" campaign. Pictured is junior delegate A. Dickson, using his intellectual prowess to awe a local resident, L. Goodman. After building a "dropping bomb simulator," Dickson went on to make a bottle of lime cinnamon rootbeer. Goodman was overheard saying "Alex is so[ooooo] cool." Senior delegate J. Dickson was spotted talking and laughing with several area locals, who later reported that the cold war shows early signs of thawing.
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Despite their achievements, Gov. Schwarzenegger ultimately pronounced their mission a failure, given that A. Dickson now wants to move to Wisconsin to raise cattle.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Great post and a valiant effort on California's behalf! We all enjoyed the visit! That L Goodman is cute!!!
Beeba

Anonymous said...

We had so much fun with you guys! Wish we could do it more often. Thanks for the amazing meal and great hospitality. Personally, I feel that the visit was a great success despite the outcome!

Anonymous said...

Although even I must admit that the lime cinnamon root beer was a total failure. I can still taste it!

The Goodfellas said...

i think it was only a failure to the governor! on behalf of all wisconsinites, we are more than thrilled with alex's decision :) (and i personally had a wonderful wonderful wonderful time with you guys and call it a SMASH SUCCESS!)
ps. was bart's soda any better?

Anonymous said...

Judging by the look on his face, his soda wasn't great, but I can only assume it had to be better than cinnamon lime rootbeer! Bart's actually pretty sick right now and requiring a lot of fluids. Maybe I should slip some to him?

Anonymous said...

looks like you had fun! :)
auntie kelly

Anonymous said...

I wish I would have had more time to let the "California Kid" drive my tractor, even though I was somewhat concerned when he wanted to crash into the other tractor with John in it!! Alex, tell Arnold nice try...