The state of California recently found it fitting to send two of its finest to Wisconsin on a peace-keeping mission in light of their incessant "California cows are happier" campaign. Pictured is junior delegate A. Dickson, using his intellectual prowess to awe a local resident, L. Goodman. After building a "dropping bomb simulator," Dickson went on to make a bottle of lime cinnamon rootbeer. Goodman was overheard saying "Alex is so[ooooo] cool." Senior delegate J. Dickson was spotted talking and laughing with several area locals, who later reported that the cold war shows early signs of thawing.
Despite their achievements, Gov. Schwarzenegger ultimately pronounced their mission a failure, given that A. Dickson now wants to move to Wisconsin to raise cattle.
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